🔍 Club Intel: Know Before You Go
Not all velvet ropes are created equal. These are the clubs that matter—ranked, decoded, and dissected by insiders who live the nightlife. From bottle ROI to crowd chemistry, we break down what makes each venue worth your night.

XS
Vibe: LED jungle 🔊
Crowd: Celebs & whales 👑
ROI: 💰💰💰
🔥 Tip: Ask for table 32 near the DJ booth.
Omnia
Vibe: Kinetic chandelier 🪩
Crowd: Mixed upscale 🎯
ROI: 💰💰
🔥 Tip: Balcony tables offer best crowd view.
LIV
Vibe: Flashy Miami 💃
Crowd: Models & athletes 🧨
ROI: 💰💰💰💰
🔥 Tip: Table 7 is prime for bottle parade visibility.